I shamelessly stole this one from and edited it to fit me. I wish you will like it.
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I AM: Your classical absent-minded, arrogant, somewhat irresponsible, perverted, kind and generous but blunt mad scientist.
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I HAVE: Other than my mind to guide me, my willpower to make me swim in darkness and my luck to betray me, not too much, really. I have some earthly gain, but those are to be inverted in my own pursuit for illumination and knowledge, thank you very much. In sum, I have everything I need.
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I SHOULD: Save more money for my pursuits, write more, read more and spend less time in the Internet.
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I WANT: To be free to be with my friends until the very end.
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I LIKE: Cakes, bread, coke, books, scrolls, codices, clocks, divination devices, computers, sex...
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I DISLIKE: A long list of people: Smokers (Both pot and tobacco), haters, flamers, narrow-minded, stupid folks, preachers and just everyone who feels that can push me around.
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I BELIEVE IN: What a well-directed, well-trained and well-meaned mind is able to do. In the infinite potential of Humanity for evolution, in the bountiful generosity of the Universe and in the simple elegance of common sense.
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I HAVE NEVER: Had any ammount of luck. Still, without it, I happened to know and be in such interesting places and with such interesting people...
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I AM NOT: A good person. Nope. Not whatosever. I have betrayed my faith, I have immersed in perversion and perversity, I don't listen to anyone who wants to tinker with my beliefs, I don't share the truth with someone who I do not trust with my life and I'd prefer dying for this incredible world and go to Hell once and again instead of abandoning it and going to Heaven. I do not turn the other cheek, I turn my fury on the idiot who crosses me. I never forget. I always remember clearly and well the love I have received. I give back what I have received, a kiss for a kiss, and a hug for a hug. I don't like wars nor fights. I work with what I know and I have, and give the best of me in each part of my work, not caring for whatever anyone would think of me. I don't give alms for the poor. I patch people back to health and ready to get a life by themselves. I give the fish and I teach to fish. I'm proud of what I do, because learning my Art was hard and I was up for the challenge. I don't thank the gods. They make their part in the great scheme of things, and I do mine on my area of effect. I do not show compassion. I simply protect and heal my people whenever they need it. Ah! And I forgot. I'm egoistical: I pursue my own illumination and happiness first and foremost. Now, if I help someone to get to theirs on the process, I'm not one to complain.