Another beauty liberated from 's treasure chambers.

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[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. (More times that I care to admit)
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (Typical Bogotá...)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush. (Well, the tree ran onto me)
[ ] You have been called a blond. (This raven-black hair is hardly a posterchild for "blonde")
TOTAL: 5

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (It's impossible)
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 2

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it. (It's not that difficult, guys!)
[ ] You type with three fingers or less. (Five)
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (Well, my own shirt)
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 2

[x] You have fallen asleep in class. (And snored once, with some dire consequences...)
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (My brain enters zombie mode after 1:30 am)
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’. (Not really. Then again, it has never failed me)

TOTAL: 4

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (Like writing...)
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (My glasses, in my face)

TOTAL: 4

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word “um” is used frequently. (More like "Etto..."
[ ] You don’t know what “um” means.
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 5

GRAND TOTAL: 22
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Yes, I know, I have some serious problems... HAAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!