Just for wishing all of you the best of wishes on these Holidays.

Another beauty liberated from 's treasure chambers.

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[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. (More times that I care to admit)
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (Typical Bogotá...)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush. (Well, the tree ran onto me)
[ ] You have been called a blond. (This raven-black hair is hardly a posterchild for "blonde")
TOTAL: 5

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (It's impossible)
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 2

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it. (It's not that difficult, guys!)
[ ] You type with three fingers or less. (Five)
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (Well, my own shirt)
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 2

[x] You have fallen asleep in class. (And snored once, with some dire consequences...)
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (My brain enters zombie mode after 1:30 am)
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’. (Not really. Then again, it has never failed me)

TOTAL: 4

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (Like writing...)
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (My glasses, in my face)

TOTAL: 4

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word “um” is used frequently. (More like "Etto..."
[ ] You don’t know what “um” means.
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 5

GRAND TOTAL: 22
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Yes, I know, I have some serious problems... HAAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I took this other one from Everyone's invited to take this little survey too.

001. Real name → Diego Merchán
002. Nickname (s)→ A long list: P-chan, Merchancho (Something like "pig-merchán" but only works in Spanish), Mercho, Syd, Doc...
003. Zodiac sign → Pisces (Mother believes I'm Aquarium. Long story)
004. Male or female → Male.
008. Hair color → Raven black (Blue-black to be precise)
009. Long or short → Short, or absent if posible.
010. Loud or Quiet → Loud at times, quiet at times
011. Sweats or Jeans → Jeans.
012. Phone or Camera → Camera.
013. Health freak → Nope. (Fun thing, I'm a doctor! XD)
016. Eat or Drink → EAT! Preferably Italian or Mediterranean, or of my country, or Chinese...
018. Tattoos → Want some.

HAVE YOU EVER?
020. Been in a relationship → Yes, and it showed me what's happiness.
021. Been in a car accident → A lot of them
022. Been in a fist fight → Some, and I didn't fare that bad on them.

FIRSTS:
023. First piercing → None
024. First best friend → Camilo, a friend from my middle and high-school times.
025. First award → Spelling contests in my school.
026. First crush → Natalia. My actual ex
027. First pet --> Coco. (A Pekinese dog. Rest in Peace).
028. First big vacation → Traveling thru the countryside of my country, when I was a child. It was awesome.

LASTS:
029. Last person you talked to → Mom
030. Last person you texted → None.
031. Last person you watched a movie with → My Misery Trio friends
033. Last movie you watched → I don't remember... XD
034. Last song you listened to → Nut Cracker, Cabal Online Version.
035. Last thing you bought → Six pounds of cheese.
036. Last person you hugged → Mom.

FAVES:
037. Food → Chicken stew.
038. Drinks → Any sour juice.
039. Clothing → Jeans, hippy vests.
041. Books → Paradise Lost, Commedia, Atlas Shrugged, Dante's Equation...
042. Colors → Almost any shade of blue and green.
043. Movies → Matrix, Star Wars and Lord of The Rings
044. Subjects → Biology, Chemistry, Philosophy, Literature...

HAVE YOU EVER:
045. [x] kissed someone
046. [x] celebrated Halloween
047. [?] had your heart broken
053. [x] done something you've regretted
054. [x] broke a promise
055. [x] kept a secret
056. [x] pretended to be happy
057. [x] met someone who changed your life
058. [x] pretended to be sick
060. [ ] tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it
061. [x] cried over the silliest thing
062. [x] ran a mile
063. [ ] went to the beach with your best friend
064. [x] got into an argument with your friends
065. [x] hated someone
066. [x] done something good for someone else

CURRENTLY:
067. Eating → Rice, peas, carrot, tomato, lettuce, some onion, chuvuas (A red tubercule from this land, extremely delicious when stewed), some meat.
068. Drinking → Bloodberry juice.
069. I'm about to → Hear music and write something.
070. Listening to → Nothing in particular.
071. Plans for today → Write, meditate...
072. Waiting for → The Health Secretary to give the hospital the money for my salary! X(

YOUR FUTURE:
073. Want kids? → If at all possible.
074. Want to get married? → NEVER!
075. Occupation → Researcher.

HAVE YOU EVER:
083. Lost glasses/contacts → Yes.
084. Ran away from home → Nope.
088. Rejected someone's call on purpose → Yes.
089. Cried when someone died → Yes.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
090. Yourself → Yes.
091. Miracles → The universe itself is a miracle.
092. Love at first sight → Not really.
093. Heaven → We MUST transform Earth in OUR Heaven.
094. Santa Claus → No.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now? → Yes!
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life? → No. I need to put some projects on the making NOW.
099. Do you believe in God? → Yes, but I cannot comprenhend such an idea...

I shamelessly stole this one from and edited it to fit me. I wish you will like it.
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I AM: Your classical absent-minded, arrogant, somewhat irresponsible, perverted, kind and generous but blunt mad scientist.
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I HAVE: Other than my mind to guide me, my willpower to make me swim in darkness and my luck to betray me, not too much, really. I have some earthly gain, but those are to be inverted in my own pursuit for illumination and knowledge, thank you very much. In sum, I have everything I need.
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I SHOULD: Save more money for my pursuits, write more, read more and spend less time in the Internet.
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I WANT: To be free to be with my friends until the very end.
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I LIKE: Cakes, bread, coke, books, scrolls, codices, clocks, divination devices, computers, sex...
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I DISLIKE: A long list of people: Smokers (Both pot and tobacco), haters, flamers, narrow-minded, stupid folks, preachers and just everyone who feels that can push me around.
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I BELIEVE IN: What a well-directed, well-trained and well-meaned mind is able to do. In the infinite potential of Humanity for evolution, in the bountiful generosity of the Universe and in the simple elegance of common sense.
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I HAVE NEVER: Had any ammount of luck. Still, without it, I happened to know and be in such interesting places and with such interesting people...
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I AM NOT: A good person. Nope. Not whatosever. I have betrayed my faith, I have immersed in perversion and perversity, I don't listen to anyone who wants to tinker with my beliefs, I don't share the truth with someone who I do not trust with my life and I'd prefer dying for this incredible world and go to Hell once and again instead of abandoning it and going to Heaven. I do not turn the other cheek, I turn my fury on the idiot who crosses me. I never forget. I always remember clearly and well the love I have received. I give back what I have received, a kiss for a kiss, and a hug for a hug. I don't like wars nor fights. I work with what I know and I have, and give the best of me in each part of my work, not caring for whatever anyone would think of me. I don't give alms for the poor. I patch people back to health and ready to get a life by themselves. I give the fish and I teach to fish. I'm proud of what I do, because learning my Art was hard and I was up for the challenge. I don't thank the gods. They make their part in the great scheme of things, and I do mine on my area of effect. I do not show compassion. I simply protect and heal my people whenever they need it. Ah! And I forgot. I'm egoistical: I pursue my own illumination and happiness first and foremost. Now, if I help someone to get to theirs on the process, I'm not one to complain.

SOME IDIOT HACKED MY OLD ACCOUNT...

SO MY NEW ACCOUNT IS BLUEALASTOR@HOTMAIL.COM