I shamelessly stole this one from and edited it to fit me. I wish you will like it.
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I AM: Your classical absent-minded, arrogant, somewhat irresponsible, perverted, kind and generous but blunt mad scientist.
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I HAVE: Other than my mind to guide me, my willpower to make me swim in darkness and my luck to betray me, not too much, really. I have some earthly gain, but those are to be inverted in my own pursuit for illumination and knowledge, thank you very much. In sum, I have everything I need.
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I SHOULD: Save more money for my pursuits, write more, read more and spend less time in the Internet.
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I WANT: To be free to be with my friends until the very end.
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I LIKE: Cakes, bread, coke, books, scrolls, codices, clocks, divination devices, computers, sex...
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I DISLIKE: A long list of people: Smokers (Both pot and tobacco), haters, flamers, narrow-minded, stupid folks, preachers and just everyone who feels that can push me around.
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I BELIEVE IN: What a well-directed, well-trained and well-meaned mind is able to do. In the infinite potential of Humanity for evolution, in the bountiful generosity of the Universe and in the simple elegance of common sense.
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I HAVE NEVER: Had any ammount of luck. Still, without it, I happened to know and be in such interesting places and with such interesting people...
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I AM NOT: A good person. Nope. Not whatosever. I have betrayed my faith, I have immersed in perversion and perversity, I don't listen to anyone who wants to tinker with my beliefs, I don't share the truth with someone who I do not trust with my life and I'd prefer dying for this incredible world and go to Hell once and again instead of abandoning it and going to Heaven. I do not turn the other cheek, I turn my fury on the idiot who crosses me. I never forget. I always remember clearly and well the love I have received. I give back what I have received, a kiss for a kiss, and a hug for a hug. I don't like wars nor fights. I work with what I know and I have, and give the best of me in each part of my work, not caring for whatever anyone would think of me. I don't give alms for the poor. I patch people back to health and ready to get a life by themselves. I give the fish and I teach to fish. I'm proud of what I do, because learning my Art was hard and I was up for the challenge. I don't thank the gods. They make their part in the great scheme of things, and I do mine on my area of effect. I do not show compassion. I simply protect and heal my people whenever they need it. Ah! And I forgot. I'm egoistical: I pursue my own illumination and happiness first and foremost. Now, if I help someone to get to theirs on the process, I'm not one to complain.

SOME IDIOT HACKED MY OLD ACCOUNT...

SO MY NEW ACCOUNT IS BLUEALASTOR@HOTMAIL.COM

.:FIRE:.

[x] You have a short temper.
[ ] You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
[ ] You are very competitive. (I'm there only for the fun)
[x] You like to play with fire. (And explosives! YAY!)
[ ] You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all
[ ] You prefer warm weather over cold weather. (Quite the contrary)
[ ] You often lose control over yourself. (Not too often, but you don't want to be there if that happens)
[x] You can be quite reckless.
[X] You sometimes hurt people without realizing it. (I'm blunt, let's admit it)
[x] People have often called you insane. (From my psychiatrist onwards.)

Total: 5

.:WATER:.

[x] You have a calm, laid-back personality. (And lazy on top on that.
[x] You like to go to the beach
[ ] You rarely get angry.
[x] When you do get angry, you know how to control it. (But if I can't...)
[x] You think before you act.
[x] You are good at breaking up fights. (Or provoking them )
[x] You are a good swimmer.
[ ] You like the rain.
[x] You can stay calm in stressful situations. (Until I am about to use up my energy)
[x] You are very generous

Total: 8 (Unsurprising)

.:EARTH:.

[x] You are physically strong. (Yup)
[x] You have a close connection with nature
[x] You don't mind getting dirty. (depending on the dirt, actually XD)
[x] You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
[x] You could easily survive in the wild. (As long as water is near me)
[x] You care about the environment. (I love nature)
[ ] You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted. (I was working when I started to do this...)
[ ] You rarely get depressed.
[ ] You aren't afraid of anything.
[x] You prefer to have a strict set of rules. (Very few, inviolable. Nothing more)

Total: 7 (Good)

.:AIR:.

[x] You have a free spirit.
[x] You hate rules. (When the intentions are righteous, they are unneeded. When they are wicked, they are uneffective)
[ ] You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces. (Not a problem with either...)
[x] You hate to be restrained
[x] You are very independent and outgoing ~
[x] You are quite intelligent.
[x] You tend to be impatient.
[x] You are easily distracted.
[x] You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
[x] You wish you could fly.

Total: 9 (Beastly)

.: DARKNESS:.

[x] You spend most of your time alone.
[x] You prefer nighttime over daytime. (Very calm)
[x] You like creepy things (Abyssal lifeforms count?)
[x] You like to play tricks on people.
[ ] Black is your favorite color
[x] You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, videogames, etc. (That, or one of the sidekicks of either band)
[ ] You don't talk much.
[ ] You are atheist (Apostate)
[x] You don't mind watching scary movies
[x] You love to break the rules. (They tend to be so useless that I don't mind)

Total: 7 (I see)

.:LIGHT:.

[x] You are very polite. (Yes, I am)
[x] You are spiritual (Deeply)
[x] When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them. (If I can...)
[ ] You believe everything you see or hear (Actually, not much)
[ ] You are afraid of the dark.
[x] You hate violence
[x] You hope for world peace. (Or for people to be intelligent at least once, whatever comes first)
[x] You are generally a happy person.
[x] Everyone loves to be around you.
[x] You always follow the rules. (When the intention is righteous...)
Total: 8


OK: Air, water, light and darkness

What translates from there?

What mythical creature are YOU?!

Centaur:
[X] You are rather wild, and let your instincts run you.
[ ] You get drunk a lot. (I actually cannot drink)
[X] Bravery and boldness is second nature to you. (With strategy to pair)
[X] You have a deep love for astronomy and the universe.
[ ] You like to read your daily horoscope. (I prefer to cast it myself)
[X] You have a high level of pride in yourself.
[X] In the woods is the best place for you to be.
[X] You are spiritual.
[ ] The horse is your favorite animal.
[ ] You are possessive and territorial.
Total: 6


Elf:
[ ] Your ears are slightly pointed at the tips.(My mum's are...)
[x] You are very intelligent.
[ ] Your five senses are extremely keen.
[ ] Your weight is quite a bit lighter than the average person at your particular height.
[x] You always wear elegant clothes and speak as politely as possible.(I'm polite, not elegant, but you got the idea.)
[x] You are most at peace when you are gazing at something beautiful, like nature.
[ ] You look young for your age.
[x] You rarely get sick.
[x] You are a very hard worker.
[ ] Above all other superpowers, you would love to read minds or see the future.
Total: 5


Fairy:
[X] You are happy a lot of the time. (YAY!)
[ ] The best superpower to you would be to fly.
[ ] You are very shy.
[X] You love the forest and plant life in general.
[X] You are always willing to help others, even if you might not be the best to offer aid. (I only help if I can be of any use)
[X] You are young and short.
[ ] Dancing is one of your favorite pastimes.(I'm horrible at it! )
[X] If someone ticks you off, you are very clever with getting them back. (And cruel at times)
[X] Your clothing isn't always presentable, but you are comfortable with what you wear.
[X] Circles are a wonderful symbol of unity to you.
Total: 7


Gnome/Dwarf:
[X] You are excellent with crafts and handiwork.
[ ] In social situations, you tend to be a little awkward.
[X] You are short for your age.
[X] You are an isolationist.
[X] You love to play practical jokes on people.
[X] You are extremely fascinated with jewelery.
[ ] You look older than your age.
[X] You love the woods and the mountains.
[ ] You are well off, or come from a family that is well off.
[X] You have a short temper.
Total: 7


Harpy/Siren:
[ ] You are best at talking bad about people behind their backs and not to their face. (I'll say right to your face!)
[X] When you are annoyed, you will go to a great extent to torment whoever did so to you.
[ ] You often take things that aren't yours.
[X] You are easily angered.
[X] Death fascinates you. (Afterlife and the start of death)
[ ] You are female, or a feminine-looking man (In fact, I'm more boyish)
[X] You associate yourself with the wind element. (As well as the Water)
[X] You can switch quickly between your light and dark side. (They are one and the same)
[X] You love to trick others.
[X] You have a ravenous appetite. (Three extra-big pizzas in a single shot...)
Total: 7


Mermaid:
[X] You love the beach more so because of the water than the shore itself.
[X] Fish are some of the most beautiful creatures to you.
[ ] The ultimate superpower to you would be to breathe underwater.
[X] You enjoy looking at ships, but not riding them, as well as you like ships for traveling, not hunting in the sea.
[X] You are good at swimming.
[ ] You like to collect shells.
[X] You use sea items as jewelry or decoration.
[X] You enjoy learning about the ocean and the life inside it.
[X] You are extremely against ocean pollution, and someday, perhaps, you will work to stop that.
[X] Legs on land are not as important as a fin in the sea.
Total: 8 XD


Vampire:
[X] You're a night person.
[X] You have a fascination with blood. (Part of the job profile)
[ ] You are extremely pale.(Actually, very dark)
[X] You wish you had a bat as a pet.
[ ] You are not religious at all.
[X] Tight spaces are not scary or uncomfortable for you.
[X] The sun's glare annoys you all too often. (ARGH!)
[ ] You hate food with lots of garlic in it.
[ ] To you, a kiss on the neck is more romantic than a kiss on the cheek or lips. (More erotic)
[X] You don't like sharp objects near you. (Who does?)
Total: 6


Werewolf:
[X] The full moon is the most beautiful scene to you.
[X] You have a lot of body hair.
[X] The ability to shapeshift is the best superpower to you.
[ ] You prefer gold over silver items. (Quite the contrary)
[X] You lack self control.
[ ] You find it easier to have sympathy for animals than for humans.
[X] You have a deep respect for wolves and wild dogs.
[X] You like to be alone.
[X] You have a terrible secret and you only tell people you trust 100% about it. (I normally let them reach them)
[ ] You'd rather be outdoors than indoors.
Total: 7

Wizard/Witch:
[X] You love chemistry.
[X] You are intuitive and good at analyzing people, to the point that people seriously or jokingly say you're psychic. (ALL THE TIME!)
[X] The most amazing supernatural power to you is controlling the elements. (In fact, the epitome of power for me is time/space)
[X] You are a nature lover.
[X] You have a strong sense of responsibility.
[X] You spend a lot of time alone.
[ ] You usually hang around with a certain animal all the time when you feel lonely.
[X] You are spiritual, but not necessarily religious.
[ ] Cooking is one of your favorite things to do.
[X] You enjoy learning about Wicca and the occult.(I have some talent for it, I need to admit)
Total: 8 (Jah!)


Zombie:
[ ] You are pale.
[X] You are hungry a lot.
[X] Many activities you do every day make you feel mindless, or like a drone. (Like my job, for example)
[X] Most of the time you or a part of you is cold.
[X] You love to eat meat.(and vegetables too)
[X] You would resort to cannibalism if that was the only source of food.
[X] You make grunts and moans a lot.
[ ] You usually walk slow.(I'm a fast walker)
[X] You are not afraid of seeing a lot of blood or getting a lot of blood on yourself.
[ ] You have bad hygiene. (I stink when I overwork, but I'm very meticulous with my hygiene)
Total: 7


Satyr/Faun:
[X] You are very passionate about the things you like.
[ ] You like to get drunk and dance. (I cannot drink and my dancing is hideous)
[X] You're very amorous.
[X] You like art and music.
[X] You enjoy feasting with friends.
[ ] You love nature but more for the animals then the trees and plants.(I love them all the same)
[X] You like getting rowdy and having a good time.
[X] You laugh a lot.
[X] You love the chase almost as much as the capture.
[X] You wish you had horns. (Very useful)

Total: 8


Either I'm a perverted sea magician or a crazy mermaid sorceress (It would be triton sorcerer, actually) or a crystal gnome... Whatever! I'm a rare species! XD

Pues bueno me metió en este embrollo...

Las Reglas
-Debo de dar 8 datos acerca de mi
-De paso cada taggeado debe de taggear a 8 deviants mas
-Cada uno de los 8 encontra su icono al final del journal
-Cada uno sera notificado por separado
-No se vale taggear de regreso


Si esto estalla en alguna parte, no me hago responsable:

1.- Soy médico cirujano.

2.- No soy ateo ni pagano, sino apóstata.

3.- Soy casi inmune al frío ()

4.- Soy solitario irremediable, aunque no tengo problemas con que alguien llegue a hacer compañía.

5.- No soporto el timbre del teléfono.

6.- Mi cantante favorita es Tarja Turunen

7.- Nunca he creído en el azar. Esos son simples factores no calculados.

8.- Aún con eso en cuenta, suelo tener una suerte no mala sino diabólica.

Lo siento, chicos. Se lo ganaron:



English

Well, tossed me up in this mess...

Rules
-I must give 8 facts about me
-Every person tagged must tag 8 other Deviants
-The eight chosen will find their icons at the end of this note
-Each one shall be notified personally
-One cannot return the tag.

I am not to be held responsible if this ends exploding somewhere:

1.- I am a MD.

2.- I am neither atheist nor pagan, but apostate. (I was Catholic, by the way)

3.- I'm almost immune to cold.

4.- I'm a terminal loner, but I don't shun company.

5.- I can't stand the phone ringing.

6.- My favorite singer is Tarja Turunen

7.- I have never believed in random chance. Those are non-calculated variables.

8.- Even regarding that, my luck is not bad, but demonic.

Sorry, guys. You got it: